Wanna buy a defibrillator? A snowboard? Some office furniture, a piano or an arc welder? Has Uncle Sam got a deal for you! 
Tips for online bidding
Those are a few of the thousands of items available through government property auctions. Decommissioned battleships, horses, defunct factories, exercise bikes, construction equipment, purses, lighthouses, slot machines, helicopters and even a strip club are some of the things the government has put out for public bidding.
These aren’t traditional “outcry” auctions, where you go in person and call out your bid. Most of these goods are auctioned over the Internet.
Think of it as Uncle Sam’s eBay, because the number and variety of items are staggering, and the deals can be screamin’:
- Florida businessman Matt Geary bought four kayaks for $80 apiece and sold a couple of them for more than he paid for all four.